So yesterday morning started fairly
I was delightfully woken up by my son throwing a fit in MY bed, still have no idea why...but seriously waking up to
I was delightfully woken up by my son throwing a fit in MY bed, still have no idea why...but seriously waking up to
is never a good start to an early morning!So I get up & start my routine...Lana was still asleep so I checked my email & facebook, text LoverBoy, etc...shortly after Lana woke up & as I'm washing my face I can hear my

So much for that...I tell them
They finally calm down & I get in the kitchen to start breakfast. Simple enough, right?! NOT!My daughter's most favorite snack is
& I put them in
so I don't have
all over my carpet & it's a really easy snack for when we go jogging!But now my daughter thinks that whenever she wants
she can go get into the
&So...after cleaning up all the
I finish making my destructicons
which is their most favorite thing for breakfast!I make myself
Then I notice...
by him in all the right ways!!!Welp...Lana is only 18 months old so she is still learning to feed her self correctly with a
so by the end of breakfast she looks like
MORE STUPID
all over the living room.I make Lana clean them up this time & get my destructicons into the
we headed to the
so we can sendWe then go to
so
can be
I thoroughly enjoy my Caramel Frappuchino Light with sugar~free caramel & extra caramel drizzle while my destructicons enjoy their snacks & juice. Then we, by that I mean I pushed 65 lbs worth of destructicons & their stroller, proceeded to walk 4 miles.
in throughout my day.While we were on our 4 mile walk,
aka Creepy McCreeper who likes women with tattoos hit on me & apparently thought that by hitting on me at the stop light & then circling around the very large block for the last 2 miles of my walk would flatter me enough to give him my number! Ummm...not so much! After I made sure Creepy McCreeper wasn't around I made my way into our apartment complex & inside safely. Of course I had LoverBoy on the phone with me since Creepy McCreeper with his super hot white framed "I'm a tool!" stunna's in his "I'm a pimp!" pearly white, out of state plated Cadillac Escalade ended up circling me 4 times...yes, 4 times!!!By then my destructicons were sleeping so I
& did
Of course my destructicons woke up so I put on a movie for them while I
until LoverBoy got home.Then went out to dinner with a friend for our favorite

P.S. Don't take bored Marines to the Dollar Tree! ;o)))
Just a simple day in the life of...Me
OH YAH...

4 comments:
Too cute! I'm so impressed by what you can get done with two little ones, especially the exercise part. I have no distractions, other than life, and I absolutely do not exercise unless I force myself.
Next time McCreepy wants to hit on you, tell him your husband is a trained killer... I love that line :)
Thanks for the tip on Ikea. I completely forget about that company because they won't ship to Hawaii and I've been here so long. I can't wait to be back to "normal" !!
Have a great day
ha ha. Apparently great minds think alike since we posted similar posts today! Although mine involved less kiddos and more studying! :)
Very creative, and it always stuns me how your kids look like a little version of you and your man...lol..
Creepy Creeperson should know your hubs can kill him a few different ways..dumb a**
Baaahahahaha, that was hilarious!!! Way to dodge Mr Creepy =) What a cute idea!!
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